The Trump Loser Watch™ – Macleans.ca

Posted: August 18, 2015 in American Politics

Scott Gilmore

via The Trump Loser Watch™ – Macleans.ca.

It is our intention to make The Trump Loser Watch™ your definitive reference list for all your Trump needs.


  • Alex Pareene, Gawker writer – Loser
  • Alex Rodriguez, baseball player – Idiot
  • Alex Salmond, Scottish politician – Loser
  • Amy Pascal, former chairwoman of Sony Pictures – Loser
  • Ana Navarro, political commentator – Loser
  • Anderson Cooper, journalist – Dumb
  • Aneesh S, random Twitter user – Dummy
  • Angelo Carusone, vice-president of Media Matters – Loser
  • Anika Heinmaa, university student – Dummy
  • Anthony Baxter, filmmaker – Dummy
  • Arianna Huffington, publisher – Loser
  • Barack Obama, U.S. President – Idiot
  • Bill Maher, talk show host – Loser
  • Bill Moyers, liberal activist – Dummy
  • Bobby Jindal, governor of Louisiana – A zero
  • Brah Sumatra, random guy on Twitter – Dummy
  • Brett Jarka, random guy on Twitter – Loser
  • Brian Williams, former NBC News host – Dummy
  • Charles Freeman, writer – Dummy
  • Charles Krauthammer, columnist – Loser
  • Cher, singer – Loser
  • Chris Cillizza, journalist – Moron
  • Chris Jackson, basketball player – Loser
  • Chris Moody, journalist – Loser
  • Chuck Hagel, former defence secretary – Moron
  • Chuck Todd, journalist – Loser
  • Clare O’Connor, Forbes writer – Dummy
  • Dan Amira, senior editor at New York magazine – Loser
  • Danny Zuker, writer of TV’s Modern Family – Loser
  • Dave Centrist, unknown – Loser
  • David Cameron, British Prime Minister – Dummy
  • David Milne, resident of Menie, Scotland – Loser
  • Dr. Thomas Frieden, CDC director – Fool
  • Eric Schneiderman, N.Y. attorney general – Loser
  • Erick Erickson, red-state organizer – Loser
  • Frank Lutz, pollster – Loser
  • Gary, an astrologer in Cleveland – Loser
  • Gavin Rossdale, musician – Loser
  • George Will, columnist and author – Loser
  • Glenfiddich, a whisky brand – Joke
  • Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair – Loser
  • Gwyneth Paltrow, actress – Loser
  • Harry Hurt, Trump biographer – Dummy
  • Hisham Elzanaty, businessman – Loser
  • Howard Stern, radio host – Loser
  • Huffington Post, online news aggragator – Loser
  • J Papadopoulos, Australian – Moron
  • Jamie Flood, Doctor Who fan – Dummy
  • Jacqueline Goldberg, 87-year-old grandmother – Loser
  • Jeb Bush, Republican candidate – Loser
  • Jerry Seinfeld, comic (net worth $700m) – Failure
  • John Heilemann, journalist – Dummy
  • John McCain, U.S. Senator and war hero – Loser
  • Jon Stewart, comedian – Dummy
  • Jonah Goldberg, editor of National Review – Loser
  • Karl Rove, political strategist – Loser
  • Kirsten Powers, political pundit – Dummy
  • Kristina Oakes, One Direction fan – Moron
  • Lawrence O’Donnell, MSNBC host – Fool
  • Lindsey Graham – Idiot
  • Lord Sugar, English business magnate – Loser
  • Mark Cuban, investor – Loser
  • Megyn Kelly, Fox News journalist – Loser
  • Michael Forbes, Scottish farmer – Loser
  • Michele Shephard, business executive – Dummy
  • Michelle Malkin, conservative blogger – Loser
  • Mike Tollin, documentary filmmaker – Loser
  • New York Daily News, newspaper – Loser
  • Nick McDougall, random guy on Twitter – Dummy
  • Nick Vranas, salesman – Dummy
  • Patch.com, news website – Loser
  • Patrick Blackburn – Moron
  • Paul Goldberger, architecture critic – Loser
  • Philip Crowther, French journalist – Loser
  • Random Twitter User #1 – Loser
  • Random Twitter User #2 – Loser
  • Random Twitter User #3 – Idiot
  • Random Twitter User #4 – Loser
  • Random Twitter User #5 – Dummy
  • Random Twitter User #6 – Loser
  • Random Twitter User #7 – Dummy
  • Random Twitter User #8 – Moron
  • Richard Belzer, actor – Stone Cold Loser
  • Rihanna, singer – Loser
  • Robert Yopp, refrigerator repairman – Dummy
  • Roger Stone, former Trump advisor – Stone Cold Loser
  • Rosie O’Donnell, talk show host – Loser
  • Russell Brand, actor – Loser
  • Ryan Matt, guy in Phoneix – Loser
  • Salon, news website – Loser
  • Sarah A. Wescot-Williams, Prime Minister of Sint Maarten – Loser
  • Sasha Baron Cohen, actor and comedian – Moron
  • Seth Meyers, talk show host – Loser
  • Sheena Monnin, former Miss Pennsylvania – Loser
  • Shelly Kulwin, lawyer – Fool
  • Star Jones, lawyer – Fool
  • Stevie Wonder, musician – Loser
  • Terry Pegula, Buffalo Bills owner – Loser
  • Thamsanqa Jantjie, sign-language interpreter at Mandela funeral – Moron
  • Theo Moll, Vice columnist – Dummy
  • Thokozile Masipa, Oscar Pistorius trial judge – Moron
  • Tim O’Brien, novelist – Loser
  • Timothy Burke, Deadspin writer – Loser
  • Tina Brown, magazine editor – Loser
  • Tom Allen, random Twitter user – Moron
  • Tom Scocca, Deadspin editor – Loser
  • Yolie, LGBT activist  – Loser
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